First Aid Lines Book

Aldo Colombini

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In this book you'll find an incredible amount of good lines to use when those inevitable accidents happen. No matter how experienced a performer you are (magician, speaker, MC, comedian) you will face situations from time to time where you need something to save the moment. It's not a question of IF it will happen, it's a question of WHEN it will happen.

If you face a heckler, you drop something, you make a mistake, you hear a noise off stage, a baby cries, etc..., knowing exactly what to say at the appropriate moment will show the audience that you are a real professional.

A Few of the Topics Covered:

• Openings
• No laughs
• No applause
• Only one person laughs/applauds
• Forgetting a line
• Lare starting of the show
• You are late
• you trip on the way to stage
• You have a black eye
• You stumble on your words
• You sweat
• You have a cold
• You are losing your voice
• You have a cough
• You are wearing a cast
• Microphone shrieks
• The lights go out
• The room is hot/cold/small
• Your table falls over
• You find the wrong card
• A trick goes wrong
• All this and much, much, more!